Skulduggery Pleasant: Playing With Fire by Derek Landy

If one more person’s head gets squashed like a grape this book would be even that much better. I really cannot explain how much I enjoyed this Playing With Fire. I like this one a lot better than the first one. It has more of everything, more action, more villains, more magic, more gore, and more humor. In this case more is definitely the merrier.

Skulduggery and Valkyrie find themselves facing off against Baron Vengeous, an acolyte of the Faceless Ones, and is all set to let loose the Grotesquery on the world. The Grotesquery is a Frankenstein’s monster-like creation, except it is made up of many different magical creatures, all of which are extremely lethal. And if the Grotesquery is resurrected then it will call out to the Faceless Ones who will then return and destroy the world.

Like I mentioned before the adrenaline is jacked up a few notches for this sequel. Fans of magic and horror will love this book. It is a pretty intense book, with a high body count and a good amount of gore. I really can’t wait for the third book. This is now my favorite series by far. This book is appropriate for anyone in sixth grade and up, if they don’t mind the blood and guts.

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Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy

Wow. I really enjoyed this book. Like, it’s-my-new-favorite-thing enjoyed this book. If you liked the action in Harry Potter but wanted more of it with more wit, then this is the book for you.

The novel follows a young woman named Stephanie. Her uncle, a famous horror writer, just died and the family gathers to listen to his will. There she meets Skulduggery Pleasant for the first time. He is a mysterious man, most likely because he is hidden from head to toe behind a long coat, gloves, scarf, sunglasses, wig, and a hat.  Stephanie is immediately drawn to him because she is not like the rest of her family. They are only interested in what they will get from her Uncle’s will. No one really cares about his death, or how he died. They just really want his stuff. To Stephanie’s surprise she is the one who receives the majority of his estate. She even gets her Uncle’s house, which Stephanie and her mother soon set out to explore. Once they get there their car breaks down. After some pleading with her mom, Stephanie is left alone at the house while her mother rides with the tow truck to the mechanic. Stephanie putters around the house, reading her Uncle’s unfinished novel, until she starts getting harassing phone calls. The voice on the line wants a key. Stephanie hangs up. And that is about when the man on the phone bursts through the window and attacks her. And then the door explodes, revealing Skulduggery Pleasant. In the melee Skulduggery’s attire comes loose and Stephanie realizes that Skulduggery is actually a living, walking skeleton. Afraid for her life, stuck between a skeleton and an attacker, Stephanie sets out on an adventure to find out why her uncle died… That is if she survives.

Did I mention I loved this book? It has tons of action and is actually really funny. Skulduggery has that dry James Bond understated humor down pat. The novel also combines fantasy and horror extremely well. It also references the monsters and the tone of H.P. Lovecraft. Between the magic, the humor, and the creeps, it is a perfect combination. Highly recommended. It’s appropriate for 6th grade on up, although it is a bit more intense then Harry Potter.

I’d like to note that I read the book by listening to the audiobook. It is a wonderful adaptation that rivals the quality of the Harry Potter audiobooks. It is an excellent read and an excellent listen. Enjoy!

And it’s sequel is already out! Hooray for me!

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Molly Moon’s Incredible Book of Hypnotism by Georgia Byng
This book deserves 4 stars

This book keeps you on your toes. It’s a action/slight drama. Molly lives in a orphanage and life there is horrible. When she finds a hypnotism book and learns it, her life changes. She hypnotizes her way to the top of NY. All the while, a crook has been looking for the book, so he can hypnotize banks into giving him their jewels. He also knows Molly’s secret and blackmails her into doing something she doesn’t want to…

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The Monster Series by David Wellington

I am going to admit off the bat that I love David Wellington’s Monster series. Originally, these books were published as online serials. You can find the links off his homepage here. If that wasn’t cool enough, the books are actually really good. Like incredibly good. Like read them now good. But be warned, these novels aren’t for the faint of heart. The VBG level (violence, blood, gore) is at an all time high. So if that’s not your bag and you gross out easily then you should probably find something else on the shelf. But for those who do read these books you will find lots pf action, plenty of survival adventure, and really good character development. These books are recommended for anyone who loves zombies, and are appropriate for ages 14 and up.
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Eragon by Christopher Paolini
5 Stars

Eragon by Christopher Paolini is about a young boy named Eragon who lives in a world of danger, war, and rebellion. While out hunting, he finds a stone which happens to be a dragon egg. It hatches and he names the dragon Saphria, and the two team up with Brom the storyteller. They must join they rebellion to defeat the evil king with danger around every corner. This is a perfect book for anyone who likes suspense.

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Shazam! The Monster Society of Evil by Jeff Smith

Who hasn’t dreamt of being a superhero? I have, and to be honest I still do. Yes, I am 29 and I daydream about being a superhero. But it’s all good because it only takes up like 75% of my day. I think I sleep and eat that other 25%… and work… and family… and read… and video games. How do I fit 150% of stuff in a 100% day?

Jeff Smith, the creator of Bone, has produced a wonderful new spin on the Captain Marvel mythos. Billy Batson is a young homeless boy who is called upon by the ancient wizard Shazam to be a force of good in the world. By saying a magic word, (Shazam!), he turns into the mighty superhero Captain Marvel. Although he has similar powers to Superman, I believe he is far superior because he has the heart and the outlook of a child. These new powers of Billy’s are put to the test when he comes up against the villains of Mr. Mind (an intelligent worm) and Dr. Sivana (a super genius that happens to be the Director of Homeland Security). He does have help along the way. He guide for this journey is the talking tiger Talky Tawny and his little sister who shares his powers Mary Marvel. He can also rely on the ghost of the wizard Shazam who resides in the Rock of Eternity (which is located before space and time!).

I really enjoyed this for a variety of reasons. First off Jeff Smith’s art is astounding. A color comic has never looked this good. I was entranced by how he drew the ideas from the book from many different religious traditions, while making everything entirely accessible to readers of any age. Another aspect of the book is how great the characters are. They all have internal struggles, that are externally expressed with great dramatic effect. Billy as Captain Marvel is at once a kid and an adult and must balance the two. Mary Marvel is a six year old girl with powers to match her brother, but she never loses her sense of fun. This book has great depth but yet is still relevant for the young or young at heart. Smith also adds in references to the our own world, our fear of terrorism and how our government has reacted. Although this could have been very preachy it really adds a new flavor to the story, and I think it works well as a representation of how a child would respond to the world we live in.

All in all, this is a fun read. If you like Bone, if you like superheroes, you’ll love this. Highly recommended for all ages.

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The Extraordinary Adventures of Alfred Kropp by Richard Yancey

Alfred Kropp is a loser with a big head, yet he totally rocks. This book starts with Alfred being sent to live with his uncle when his mother loses the battle against cancer. Alfred is big for his age and doesn’t really excel at anything. He gets bad grades, kids make fun of him at school, and everyone keeps mentioning how huge his noggin is. Life couldn’t get much worse for Alfred, or could it? One night his Uncle comes home with a proposition, help him steal a sword from the office building where he works as a night watchman. His uncle is going to be paid a million dollars for the heist and offers to share it with Alfred in exchange for his help. At first Alfred refuses but his uncle threatens him with putting him into foster care. They eventually get the sword, but only after a sword fight with mysterious hooded monks. Plus the combination of the safe in which the sword was kept was Alfred’s own name. It seems that it’s all too much for Alfred’s big head to handle. But it gets worse. When Alfred and his uncle hand over the sword to the person paying them a million dollars, the dude immediately impales the uncle with the sword, takes the million dollars, and leave Alfred reaping the devastation.

It turns out that the sword is actually Excalibur, as in King Arthur’s Excalibur. And whoever wields the sword can conquer the world. When Alfred hears of this his heart just sinks lower and lower. First he stole a sword, then he gets his uncle killed, and now possibly the world. And this is just the beginning! Alfred tries to make up his failures by going on a quest to retrieve the sword. He encounters more hooded monks, knights of the round table, evil knights, a shadowy spy organization known as OIPEP, and even gets to drive really fast cars and shoot guns. The adventure takes him to Canada, Europe, Stonehenge, and eventually Merlin’s ancient secret lair.

This book has so much action in it. I couldn’t wait for the next chapter. Its a very exciting and humorous adventure yarn/coming of age story. At the end I absolutely adored Alfred and his ginormous head and am eager to read the second book in the series. Highly recommended. Appropriate for anyone 10 an up.

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